Merry Christmas! Love, King and Jezebel. ...And Kelly and Joe.

Difference of Opinion

Joe and I are getting ready to go out.

Joe: Look at you in your cute shoes.

Me: What? These? These are supposed to be edgy...funky. Cool.

Joe: Listen, hot pink Converses that small aren't anything but cute.

I narrow my eyes at him while he laughs.

Trust me

Heaven is an electric blanket.