Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Idol

Dear iTunes,

Your Genius feature rocks my socks off.  It's amazing really.  I'll love you forever and ever because of it.  

But.

Just because I bought that naughty version of "Ring of Fire" by that one dude from American Idol does NOT mean I want MORE MUSIC FROM THE REST OF THOSE PEOPLE.

Sooo...can you kinda get smarter about my recommendations now?  Please?

Thanks.

Warm regards,
Kelly

Monday, March 23, 2009

Because I need a laugh

And I'm just cool enough to share the lolz

Punch Lines - collections of the funniest parts from the funniest jokes of the funniest comedians

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Along the same line

One of the most amazing short films I've ever seen


Recurring question

I've often wondered how many strangers' photographs I end up in.  How often do people sit around a photo album, and see me?  Of course they don't know it's me, but I'm there.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Irish eyes are smiling

Joe:  I forgot it's St. Patrick's Day today.  Did you?

Me:  Of course not.  I remembered.

Joe:  Oh.

[pause]

...But you're not wearing any green.

Me:  I don't have to wear green.  I bleed green.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Not childish

I have an obligation to hate Elmo with every fiber of my being.  Just because Grover always has been and will forever be my favorite on Sesame Street.  When Elmo came along, all cute and lispy, he TOTALLY PUSHED GROVER OUT.

I will never forget.



However.  
This.  Is.  Hilarious.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hell yeah there is

Newly formed White House Council on Women and Girls.

Obama:
"But at the same time, when women still earn just 78 cents for every dollar men make, when one in four women still experiences domestic violence in their lifetimes, when women are more than half of our population but just 17% of our Congress," he said before signing the order. "When women are 49% of the workforce but only 3% of our fortune 500 CEOs, when these inequalities stubbornly persist in this country in this century then I think we need to ask ourselves some hard question and we need to take a hard look at where were falling short and who were leaving out and what that means for the prosperity and the vitality of our nation."

Valerie Jarrett:

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Kisses to Mankind

I won a free download, and just had to share!

Erin Loechner was kind enough to give away 10 free copies of the latest edition of Mankind Mag.  And I got one!  Eeee!

  

It.  Is.  Awesome.

I highly recommend checking it out.

Also her website, Design For Mankind, is amazing too.  It's the third one down on my humongo list o'blogs.