Friendly Advice For All Husbands (And Dudes With Girlfriends Whom They'd Like To Keep)

When your wife asks you if the lines around her mouth are noticeable, it's very nice of you to answer that you've never seen them, there's nothing there to worry about, that she'll always look young - no matter what.

Then you should shut up.

And definitely not say, "But I have noticed the bags under your eyes."